Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris. 252 311 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 45% approval (563 votes)
The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.