Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

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#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.