Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

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#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.