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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.
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The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.
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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.
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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.
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