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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"
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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.
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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.
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