Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris. 252 311 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 45% approval (563 votes)
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.