Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

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#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.