Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

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#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.