Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

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#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.