The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

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#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.