The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.