The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.