The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.