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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.
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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.
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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
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Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.
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Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.
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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.
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'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
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