The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

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#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.