The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.