The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.