The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends" 338 282 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 55% approval (620 votes)
The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.