The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

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Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

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Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

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The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.