The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.