Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.