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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.
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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.
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