The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.