The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.