The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends" 338 282 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 55% approval (620 votes)
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.