The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.