The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.