The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

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More Chuck Norris facts

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.