Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.