Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

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#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.