Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him. 244 299 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 45% approval (543 votes)
Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.