Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him. 247 299 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 45% approval (546 votes)
Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.