Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.