Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him. 247 299 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 45% approval (546 votes)
Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.