Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.