Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.