Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him. 247 299 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 45% approval (546 votes)
Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.