Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.