Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.