Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.