Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him. 244 299 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 45% approval (543 votes)
Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.