Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.