Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.