Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.