Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

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#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.