Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

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#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.