Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

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#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

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MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.