Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

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#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.