Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

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#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.