Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

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#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.