Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.