Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.