Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

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#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.