Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

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#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.