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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
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Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.
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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.
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