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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.
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Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.
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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.
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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.
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