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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.
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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.
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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.
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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.
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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
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