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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.
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Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
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When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.
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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
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