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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.
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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.
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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can taste lies.
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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.
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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.
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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.
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Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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