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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.
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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.
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Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.
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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.
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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.
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