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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.
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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.
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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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