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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.
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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
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How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.
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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
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If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.
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