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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".
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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
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Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.
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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.
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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
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