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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.
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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.
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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.
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Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
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