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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.
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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
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