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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.
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Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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