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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.
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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.
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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.
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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
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