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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.
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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
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Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.
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We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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