Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

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#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.