Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.