Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.