Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.