Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast. 319 365 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (684 votes)
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.