Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.