Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.