Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

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It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.