Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

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#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.