Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

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Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

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4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

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Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.