Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

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#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.