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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life. Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder. Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time. Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons. When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul. Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot. See Top 100

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