Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.