Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

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#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.