Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

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#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.