Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.