Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

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#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.