Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.