Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

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#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.