Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.