Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

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#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.