Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

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#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.