Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. 292 283 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (575 votes)
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.
Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.