Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

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#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.