Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

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#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.