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Fact #477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win. When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'. Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever. There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him. Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple. See Top 100

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