Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

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#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.