Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

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#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.