Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

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#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.