Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

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#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.