Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. 292 283 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (575 votes)
Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.