Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

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#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#774

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.