Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

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#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".