Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

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#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.