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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.
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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.
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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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