Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

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#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.