Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

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#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.