Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. 292 283 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (575 votes)
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.