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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.
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Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.
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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.
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A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.
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Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.
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Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.
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One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.
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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
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Chuck Norris can taste lies.
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