Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.