Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.