Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.