Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.