Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

293 311

More Chuck Norris facts

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.