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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.