Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.