Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.