Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.