Nothing but Chuck Norris facts!
Random Chuck Norris joke
Top 100 Chuck Norris jokes
Submit facts
Roundhouse your way through
682
unique Chuck Norris facts
Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.
294
311
More Chuck Norris facts
#479
Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
#372
Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
#363
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
#527
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
#735
Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.
#90
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
#375
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
#69
Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.
#75
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
#290
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
#457
Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
#25
When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
Submit a Chuck Norris fact
Submit
Fact submitted