Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

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#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.