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#94
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.
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