Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.