Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.