Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.