Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.