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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.