Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.