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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.