Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks. 277 227 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 55% approval (504 votes)
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.