Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.