Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.