Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

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#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.