Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

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#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.