Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.