Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.