Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks. 277 227 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 55% approval (504 votes)
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”
Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().