Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.