Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.