Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.