Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.