Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.