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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.
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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.
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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.
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Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
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We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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