Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.