Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.