Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.