Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks. 277 227 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 55% approval (504 votes)
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.