Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

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#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.