Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

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#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.