Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.