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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.
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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
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Chuck Norris can break water in half.
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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.
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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.
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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.
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The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.
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