Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.