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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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#162
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
#33
Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.
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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
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Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.
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Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.
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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).
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