Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

377 286

More Chuck Norris facts

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.