Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

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#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.