Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.