Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

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#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.