Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting. 380 289 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 57% approval (669 votes)
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.