Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

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#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.