Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.