Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

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#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.