Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.