Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.