They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.