They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.