They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.