They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.