They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

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#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.