They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).