They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.