They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

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#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.