They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

300 311

More Chuck Norris facts

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.