They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.