They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody. 303 311 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (614 votes)
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.
The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.