They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

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#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.