They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.