They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody. 303 311 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (614 votes)
They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.