They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"