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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.
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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.
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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.
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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
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They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.
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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.
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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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