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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
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When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.
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If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.
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