They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.