They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.