They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody. 303 311 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (614 votes)
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.