They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

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#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".