Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.