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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.