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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.
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Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.
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Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.
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The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.
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The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.
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