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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.
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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
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How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.
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Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.
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