Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

336 320

More Chuck Norris facts

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.