Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel. 336 322 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (658 votes)
Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.