Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.