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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.
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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.
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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.
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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.
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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.
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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.
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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.
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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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