Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.