Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

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Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.