Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.