Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.