Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.