Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

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The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.