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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.
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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.
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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".
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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.
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Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.
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