Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.