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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.
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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.
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Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.
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We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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