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More Chuck Norris facts

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".