Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.