Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).