Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.