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More Chuck Norris facts

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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