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#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.