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More Chuck Norris facts

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.