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More Chuck Norris facts

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.