Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.