Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands. 314 413 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 43% approval (727 votes)
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.