Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.