Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.