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#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.