Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.