Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.