Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

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#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.