Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.