Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.