Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them. 279 309 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (588 votes)
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.