Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.