Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them. 279 309 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (588 votes)
Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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