Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.