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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.
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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.
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There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
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Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.
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Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.
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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.
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