Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.