Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

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#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

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