Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.