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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
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Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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