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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".
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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.
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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".
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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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