Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

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#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.