Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.