Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.