Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.