Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.