Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.