Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.