A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.