A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.