A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.