A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

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#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.