A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.