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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.
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Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.
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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
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Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.
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