A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.