A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.