A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.