A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.