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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.
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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.
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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
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