A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

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Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

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