A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.