A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.