A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.