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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
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An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
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In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.
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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.
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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.
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