A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

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#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.