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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.
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It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
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They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.
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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.
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