A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.