COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.