COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.