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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.
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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.
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An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.
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In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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