COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!