COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.