COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.