COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.