COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.