COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.