COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

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#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.