COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.