COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.