COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.