COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.