COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.