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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.
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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.
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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
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Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.
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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.
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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
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The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.
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