Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.