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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.
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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.
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If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.
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Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.
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It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
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