Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.