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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.
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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".
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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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