Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.