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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.