Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.