Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.