Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. 293 335 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (628 votes)
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.