Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.