Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.