Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.