Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. 293 335 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (628 votes)
Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.