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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).
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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
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The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.
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