Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.