Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

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#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.