Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

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#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.