Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.