Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.