Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.