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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.
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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.
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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
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Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.
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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
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