Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.