Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.