Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

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#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

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Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.