Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.