Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.