Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.