Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.