According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

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#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.