According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

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#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.