According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.