According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

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#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.