According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

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#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.