According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

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#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.