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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"
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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.
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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.
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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.
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Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.
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Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.
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