According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

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#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.