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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.
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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.
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How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.
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Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.
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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.
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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground
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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
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