According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

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#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.