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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.
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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.
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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.
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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.
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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
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