According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

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Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

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Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.