According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

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#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.