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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.
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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.
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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.
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