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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
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