According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

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#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.