According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

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#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.