According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.