Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#769

Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.