Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

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#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.