Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.