Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

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#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.