Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

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#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.