Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.