Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

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#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.