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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.
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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.
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Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.
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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
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