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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.
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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.
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The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
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