Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.