Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

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#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.