Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.