When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.