When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.