When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.