When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.