When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies. 309 252 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 55% approval (561 votes)
Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.