When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".