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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris. It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face. Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die. Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares. See Top 100

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