When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

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#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.