When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

307 252

More Chuck Norris facts

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.