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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris. Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die. It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face. Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick. Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them. See Top 100

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