When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

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#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.