When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

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#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.