When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.