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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.
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With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.
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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.
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If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.
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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.
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