When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.