For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.