For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.