For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

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#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.