For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.