For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.