For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.