For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

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#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.