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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.
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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.
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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.
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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.
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