For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.