For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

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#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".