For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

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Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

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How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.