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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.
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Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.
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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.
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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.
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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.
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The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.
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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.
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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.
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Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.
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