For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

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#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.