For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

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#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

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Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.