For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

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#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.