For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

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#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.