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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.
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Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.
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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.
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