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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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