For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.