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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
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Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.
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Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.
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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.
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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
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