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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Chuck Norris understands women.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.
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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
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Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.
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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
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