For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).