Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy. 397 297 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 57% approval (694 votes)
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.