Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

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#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.