Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy. 396 298 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 57% approval (694 votes)
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.