Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

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Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.