Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.