Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

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#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.