Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.