Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.