Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.