Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

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#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.