Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.