Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

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#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.