Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy. 396 298 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 57% approval (694 votes)
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.