Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy. 396 298 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 57% approval (694 votes)
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.