Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

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#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.