Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

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#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.