Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy. 396 298 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 57% approval (694 votes)
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.