Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

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#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.