Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

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Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

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Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.