Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.