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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
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Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
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Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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