Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.