Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.