Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

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#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.