Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

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#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.