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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.