Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

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#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.