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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.