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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.