Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

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#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"