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#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.