Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.