Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.