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More Chuck Norris facts

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.