Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

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#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.