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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.