Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.