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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.