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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.