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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.
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Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.
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Chuck Norris remembers the future.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.
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Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.
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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".
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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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