Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

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#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.