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#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.