Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.