Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.