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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
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Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.
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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).
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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.
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'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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