Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.