Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.