Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.