Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.