Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.