Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.