Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.