Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

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Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.