Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.