Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.