Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.