Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.