Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.