Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.