Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.