Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.