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More Chuck Norris facts

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.