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More Chuck Norris facts

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.