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More Chuck Norris facts

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.