No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.