Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

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Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.