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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.