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More Chuck Norris facts

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.