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More Chuck Norris facts

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.