No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.