No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.