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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.