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More Chuck Norris facts

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.