No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.