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More Chuck Norris facts

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.