No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.