No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.