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More Chuck Norris facts

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.