Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

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#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.