Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

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#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.