Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.