Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

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#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.