Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

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#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.