Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.