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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.
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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
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Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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Chuck Norris voids warranties.
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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.
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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
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