Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

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#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.