Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

52% approval (554 votes)

Related Chuck Norris Facts

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.