Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

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#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.