Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.