Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.