Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.