Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.