Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds. 300 371 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 45% approval (671 votes)
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"
4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.