Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.