Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.