Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.