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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.
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Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.
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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
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