Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.