Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

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#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.