Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

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#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.