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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.
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