Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.