Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.