Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.