Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.