Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.