Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

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#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.