70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

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#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.