70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.