70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

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#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.