70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

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#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.