70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

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#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.