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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.
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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.
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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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