70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

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#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.