70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

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#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.