70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.