70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

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#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.