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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.
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Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
#410
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
#516
Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
#530
Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.
#725
Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.
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