70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick. 307 217 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 59% approval (524 votes)
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.