If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

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#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

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Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.