If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

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#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.