If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

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#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.