If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

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As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.