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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.
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Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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