If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

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Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

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Chuck Norris understands women.

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Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.