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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.
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Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.
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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.
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Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.
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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
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The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.
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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.
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