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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.
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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
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Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.
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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
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All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.
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Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.
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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.
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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.
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Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.
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