If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

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Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.