If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.