When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.