When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

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#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.