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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.
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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.
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The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.
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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.
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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
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They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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