When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.