When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.