When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.