When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.