When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

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#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.