When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.