When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.