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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.
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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.
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MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.
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They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.
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