When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.