Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV. 289 250 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (539 votes)
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.