Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

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#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".