Nothing But Chuck.

Facts
Random
Top 100
Battles
Fresh
Memes
More

Login

Back to all facts

Fact #407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

Short Chuck Norris One-Liners

54% approval from 541 votes

Share This Fact

X Facebook Reddit Make a Meme

Share card: Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

This is the card people see when you share the link.

Roundhouse Me Another

Keep Going

More Chuck

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego. When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left. With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit. Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking. See Top 100

Sponsored

Save Random

Report Fact

Why are you reporting this fact?

Inappropriate content Duplicate fact Offensive language

One Chuck Fact.
Every Morning.

Possibly the most important email you'll receive all day. No spam — Chuck Norris would never allow it.

© 2026 NothingButChuck.com — Chuck Norris doesn't read the footer. The footer reads itself to Chuck Norris.

Facts Random Top 100 Battles Fresh Contributors Memes Categories The Legend Gifts & Gear About Contact Widget Sitemap RSS

Privacy Policy Terms of Service Cookie Policy Affiliate Disclosure As an Amazon Associate, NothingButChuck.com earns from qualifying purchases.

Think you've got one?

Submit a Chuck Norris Fact

Write your best Chuck Norris fact. Make it sharp, original, and worth sharing.

0/500

Fact Submitted!

Your fact is pending review. Chuck will decide its fate.