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Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.