Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.