Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

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#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.