Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.