Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

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#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.