Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

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#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.