Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.