Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

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#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.