Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

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#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.