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Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.
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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.
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Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.
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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
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Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
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