Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.