Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

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#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.