Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

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#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.