Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

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#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.