Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.