Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

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#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.