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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

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Chuck Norris can remember the future.

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.