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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.
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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.
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MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).
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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.
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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.
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It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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