Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

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#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.