Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

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#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.