Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.