Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.