Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

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#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.