Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

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#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.