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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.
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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.
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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.
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Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.
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