Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

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#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.