Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

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#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.