Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

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#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.