Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go. 305 294 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (599 votes)
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.