Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

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#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.