Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

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#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.