Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.