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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.
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Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
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