Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

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#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.