Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

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#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.