Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.