Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.