Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).