Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.