Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.