Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

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#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"