Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.