Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

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Chuck Norris understands women.

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Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

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Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.