Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

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#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.