Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.