Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

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#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.