Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

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#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.