Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

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#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.