Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

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#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.