Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

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#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.