Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.