Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

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#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.