Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

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Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.