Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

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#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.