Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages. 307 351 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (658 votes)
Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.