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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.
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Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.
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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.
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