Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

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#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.