Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

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#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"