Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

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#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.