Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.