Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

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#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.