Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

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#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.