Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

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#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.