Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

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Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".