Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.