Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

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There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

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Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.