Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.