Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it. 336 308 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 52% approval (644 votes)
Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.
They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.