Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.