Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.