Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.