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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.
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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.
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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.
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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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