Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.