Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

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Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

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Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.