Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.