Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

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#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

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Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.