Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

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#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.