Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

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It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

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When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.