Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

311 292

More Chuck Norris facts

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?