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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
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Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.
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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.
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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".
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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.
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