Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.