Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.