Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.