Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.