Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.