Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).