When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.