When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

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#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.