When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

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#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.