When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

269 257

More Chuck Norris facts

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.