When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

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#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.