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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.