When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

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#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.