When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

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#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.