When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.