When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

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#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.