When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

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#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.