When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

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#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.