When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

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#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.