When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

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#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.