When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.