When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

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#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.