When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

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#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.