When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

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#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.