When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.