When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

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#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.