When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.