When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

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#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.