When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

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#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.