When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.