When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

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Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

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If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.