Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.