Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.