Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

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#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.