Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.