Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice. 299 274 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 52% approval (573 votes)
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.