Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

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#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.