Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

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Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.