Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

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Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

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Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

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Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.