Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

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#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.