Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

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#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.