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Roundhouse your way through
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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.
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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
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