Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.