Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

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#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.