Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.