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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.
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Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.
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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
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Chuck Norris can break water in half.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.
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