Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.