Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.