Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.