Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

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#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.