Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

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#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.