Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

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#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.