Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.