Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.