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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.
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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.
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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.
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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.
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It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.
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