Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.