Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.