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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
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Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.
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In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.
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Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.
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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.
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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
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When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.
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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.
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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.
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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.
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