Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.