Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.