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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.
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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.
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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
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Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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