Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

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#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.