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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
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Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
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Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.
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