Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.