Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.