Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.