Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.