Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

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#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.