Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.