Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

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#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.