Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

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Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.