Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime. 324 269 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 55% approval (593 votes)
Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.