Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.