Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.