Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.