Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime. 324 269 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 55% approval (593 votes)
Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.