Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.