Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

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#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.