Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

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#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.