Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.