Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

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#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

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Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

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Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.