Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

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#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.