Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

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#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.