Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

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#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.