Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.