Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.