Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime. 325 268 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 55% approval (593 votes)
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.