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Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.
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Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.
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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.
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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.
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'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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