Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.