Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

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#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.