Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

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#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.