Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

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#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.