Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.