Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.