Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.