Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.