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Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.