Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

282 245

More Chuck Norris facts

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.