Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

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#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.