Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.