Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.