Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.