Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.