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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
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Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.
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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.
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How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.
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Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.
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