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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.
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There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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