Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot. 320 295 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 52% approval (615 votes)
It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.