Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.