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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning. Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast. It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin. Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast. Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel. When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000. See Top 100

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