Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

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Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

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Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.