Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.