Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot. 321 296 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 52% approval (617 votes)
It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.