Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.