Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.