Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot. 320 295 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 52% approval (615 votes)
It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.