Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.