Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.