Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.