Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.