Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.