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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.
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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.
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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
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Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.
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Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
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