Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.