Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.