Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.