Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.