Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.