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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.
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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.
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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground
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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.
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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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