Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

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The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

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Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

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Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.