Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.