Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.