Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.