Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.