Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"