Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".