Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.