Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.