Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.