Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.