Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.