Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

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#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.