Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

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#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.