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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.
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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.
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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.
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Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.
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Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
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