Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

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#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.