Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

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#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.