Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

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#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.