Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

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#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.