Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

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#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

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Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

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