Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.