Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

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#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.