Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

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#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.