Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

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#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.