Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

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#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.