Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

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#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.