Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

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#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.