Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

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#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.