Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.