Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

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#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.