Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.