Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.