Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

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#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

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Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.