Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.