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Roundhouse your way through
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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.
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Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.
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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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