Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.