Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.