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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.