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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.
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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.
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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.
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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.
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Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.
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