Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.