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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.