Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.