Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

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Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

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Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.