Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

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Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.