Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

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#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.