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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.
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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
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