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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
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Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.
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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.
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Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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