Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.