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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.
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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.
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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
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It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.
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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.
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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
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