Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.