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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.
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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.
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If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.
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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.
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If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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