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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.
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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.
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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.
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