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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.
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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.
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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".
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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
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Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.
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