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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.