Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

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#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.