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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.
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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.
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Chuck Norris can swim on land.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.
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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.
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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.
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Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.
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