Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.