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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.