Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

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#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.