Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

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#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.