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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
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When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.
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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.
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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
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Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.
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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.
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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
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We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.
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