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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.
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Chuck Norris can swim on land.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
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Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.
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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
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The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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