If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.