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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.
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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
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In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.
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Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
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