If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.