If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.