If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.