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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
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Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.
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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.
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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.
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Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
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