If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.