If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood. 270 294 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (564 votes)
Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.