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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.
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When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"
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Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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