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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
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Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.
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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
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Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.
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