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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.
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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.
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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.
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